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List and number how many and what things were wrong in every Batman movie |
Bat-Man
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| Posted on 01-02-2007 12:39 |
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Batman Mask Of The Phantasm 0 things wrong
Batman (1989) 4 things 1. Joker being the killer of Batman's parents. 2. Joker not being sadistic enough. 3. They didn't use the killing joke origin. Pat Hingle as Commish Gordan.
Batman Returns 4 things 1. Penguin's altered origin. 2. Not enough blood 3.Not enough death 4. Not enough of that black bile.
Batman Forever 15 things wrong 1. nipple suits. 2. neon lights 3. camp 4. homo riddler. 5. goofy two-face 6. robin 7. the box 8. batman not killing riddler and two face 9. bad acting on the villains part. 10. goofy death traps. 11. not enough killing on the villians part. 12. too childish 13.simple riddles. 14 Flourescent/neon clothing paint on gangs 15. too much homo stuff
Batman and Robin 41 things wrong 1.nipple suits. 2 neon lights. 3.camp. 4. gayest batman movie ever. 5. dumb goofball mr. freeze. 6. flat chested ivy. 7. retarded bane 8. robin. 9. they messed up batgirls origin. 10.fat batgirl. 11. weather related puns. 12. bad writing. 13. the whole movie was basicly one liners. 14. they had nipples on batman and robin's suit but not batgirl's. 15. too campy. 16. b&r playing hockey with freze and his henchmen with a diamond. 16. they made batman look dumb. 17. batman's not the least bit dark. 18. bane wasn't portrayed as an intelligent and cunning warrior. 18. corny lines. 19. whimsical. 20. light blue batman suit. 21. glitter 22. too bright. 23. glowing batmobile. 24. batster card expiration date forever. 25. clooney being a homo. 26. robin falling into mint ice cream. 27. batgirl. 28. silverstone as batgirl. 29. batman appearing in public. 30. freeze' stupid ass plan to freeze the world. 31. freeze having glitter on his skin. 32. batman having glitter on his suit. 33. too light hearted. 34. butt shots. 35. 36.clooney is the worst batman ever. 37. they made batman look dumb 38. too homo 39. bad acting 40.gay directer 41. and everything else i forgot to mention
Batman Begins 11 things wrong 1. Ra's trained Bruce 2.Batman did not invent his stuff. 3. It didn't show how Batman studied and trained his mind to become the world's greatest scientist, detective, inventor, martial artist, escape artist, strategist and, tactician.
4. The only good actors in there were the guy who played Carmine Falcone and Gary Oldman's Gordan all of the other actors acting was bland bale was pretty good as Bats though. 5. Scarecrow didn't look scary or even act or talk like the Scarecrow. 6. The fights scenes suck. 7. Katie Holmes can't act. 8. They made batman look dumb. 9. The Batmobile looks retarded. 10. They made Gillian Loeb a skinny black guy when in the comics he is a fat white guy. 11. They didn't show him training with the ninja master Kirigi or training with Buddhist Monks of India.
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RE: List and number how many and what things were wrong in every Batman movie |
Caleson
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Location: Rockville, IA
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| Posted on 01-02-2007 13:53 |
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...Let's not try and come up with as many Pros & Cons threads as we possibly can. How 'bout we just post in the threads we already have? 
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