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Gothamite
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| Posted on 18-12-2005 06:59 |
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This sucker's like 15 pages long! It's an in-depth, shot by shot slating of Batman & Robin.
Here's the link:
http://agonybooth.com/batman_robin/
In the shadows I saw my destiny...
I would seek justice...
I would have my revenge... |
 
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crisis
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| Posted on 18-12-2005 10:55 |
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that was great. he points out stuff you never notice. best b and r trash ever.
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Planet-man
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| Posted on 18-12-2005 13:40 |
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This is hilarious! I'm only on page 3 and I know I'm going to be reading this for a few days.
Marge: Homer, I've got someone here who can help!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, a scientist!
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not BATMAN!! |
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TheDarkKnight666
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| Posted on 18-12-2005 16:55 |
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loooool thats some funny stuff
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Tim Drake
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| Posted on 18-12-2005 18:22 |
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OMG! That is just so wrong! I see it as the biggest middle finger toward Joel!...and its great!
"Look, I never wanted this for myself...but I wanted Batman and Robin back together the way they should be. And if Dick won`t become Robin again...Someone else has to!" - Tim Drake, A LONELY PLACE OF DYING Chapter five: Rebirth |
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Gothamite
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| Posted on 19-12-2005 17:29 |
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"I don't know who made Arnie say this line, but I hope this person is homeless now."
That line had me in stitches.
In the shadows I saw my destiny...
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I would have my revenge... |
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Blackwing
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| Posted on 26-01-2006 15:57 |
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Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone). Real name: Barbara Wilson. Pointlessly changed from the comics to be Alfred's niece here. Proof that a weight problem is no obstacle to becoming a superhero.
OMG!! That is awful...and yet so funny! |
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jaredpresley
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| Posted on 31-03-2006 09:22 |
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"I would say that by this point, the Batman franchise had been reduced to the level of the campy 60's Adam West TV series, but that would be an insult to Adam West."
Owww! That's a detailed way of saying it really really sucked. |
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batman007
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| Posted on 29-07-2006 06:37 |
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Brilliant!. Just brilliant
Im not batman because I have to be.......
Now because I choose to be!
-Batman Forever- |
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BornAgainBatman
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| Posted on 13-01-2007 02:57 |
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LOL!!!
That movie was the worst.A waste of my time and money
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shadowbat69
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actually, you can go into an indepth critisizm about any movie and bring down the acting, writing, sets, score, wardrobe, directing, everything. What I find to be a bit funny is, for this to be "the worst Batman movie ever made", it sure is discussed alot on many forums. Negative or not, its still a topic of discussion, I think they accomplished something there by doing that. As a matter of fact, I can honestly say that when I speak to poeple about the Batman movies, most cant remember the difference between 89 and Returns, and some even get a bit confused with Forever, but just about everyone knows B&R. |
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Tartan Jack
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| Posted on 25-01-2007 09:03 |
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That is HILARIOUS!!!
Yet the "printer friendly version is 65 (that is SIXTY_FIVE!!!) pages long.
Sum Nox!
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Caleson
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shadowbat69 wrote:
Negative or not, its still a topic of discussion, I think they accomplished something there by doing that. As a matter of fact, I can honestly say that when I speak to poeple about the Batman movies, most cant remember the difference between 89 and Returns, and some even get a bit confused with Forever, but just about everyone knows B&R. Yeah, it certainly left its mark. Some people say it's better to leave a big impression, good or bad, than to make little impact at all, but I'm not sure I agree. A lot of uneducated people (like my relatives, for instance) may take Batman & Robin as the standard Batman movie simply because they remember it for big names like Clooney and Schwarzenegger and, therefore, treat Batman like a silly, child-oriented franchise. It certainly had some of those '60s aspects that they grew up knowing as the definition of the Caped Crusader, so I really don't think Batman & Robin did much to benefit the character other than proving as a disaster and enforcing an entire refocus - a refocus which many people haven't seen and may never.
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A_Spidey_Fan
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| Posted on 30-01-2007 23:25 |
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Me and my brother read this review last year, and we just keep laughing and laughing at all the jokes and stuff. Very funny stuff, and most if it probably true to some degree(Although we both disagree with Silverstone being Fat during the time of the movie, well except for that part where she's in the Batcave talking to her computer screen Uncle Alfred, but still a very funny joke about her suppose weight problems at the time). I've always given Batman And Robin a 2/5(Well, after I saw that movie on T.V. back in 2000), and in terms of a Batman movie, it's the worst(However, I did probably like a few sences, and maybe a very few good things about it, which is why I gave it a 2).
The only thing this movie is really good for any Batman fan is a guide on what not to do in a Batman movie, as well as in any other Batman story(Weither it's a cartoon, T.V., etc). Of course, the review could be seen as a text verion of "A Guide On What Not To Do In A Batman Movie: Using Batman And Robin As An Example". Quite possiblity my favourite line/paragraph form the review(Page 12, last paragraph):
Robin (not Quivers) and Batgirl step out on their Fortress of Solitude ice shelf just in time to see the telescope hurtling right at the camera. Batgirl asks what they should do now. "Pray," Robin says. No, don't bother. I've been doing it for the last ninety minutes, and trust me, it doesn't work.
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gothamite begins
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| Posted on 25-02-2007 01:11 |
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Love the pic they used for freeze's bio almost as if he has no idea what he's doing in this piece of sh..uh film funny:p |
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