Posts: 2061 Location: Gotham City Joined: 30.07.05
Posted on 19-07-2008 23:22
hahaha, so i saw the dark knight again last night, and..well it was awesome. but that night, it was..a little different.
there was this oddly easily scared black girl sitting next to me, and screamed MANY times, and for whatever weird reason, clapped when the scenes got tense. at first, it was kinda funny because i'd jump after hearing her screams. but it just got redundant, and was extremely annoying. and i could feel it in the entire theater, everyone just being ed off because she was ruining the movie. at one point, in the middle of the movie, i quietly said to her "excuse me, can you please stop?", but she kept on going. so there we were sitting there, enjoying the movie, but also getting annoyed by this fat chick who kept on screaming and clapping...by herself i might add. and remember i was sitting right next to her. i was so fed up that once the credits had begun to roll and after the applaud had finished, i leaned towards her and yelled "DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, AND NEVER WATCH A MOVIE AGAIN!"...in a batman growl of coarse.
now...you might be thinking..."are you crazy? man that's messed up." and i was kinda worried i would get that reaction in the theater, but people were thanking me. i left the theater, and people were clapping, and saying thanks.
that night, i think i became batman in public for the first time. i became the necessary evil to express the public's need. hahahaha okay, that's too much. but still...it was really satisfying yelling at her. i think some of my spit went on her face. i'll never forget that night, and neither will everyone else in the theater. i've made the movie immortal by yelling at the movie-ruiner by staying in character as batman. what a doozy, the movie was still good despite that girl's annoyances, but my yelling made it better for myself and everyone else. i even had one guy shaking my hand saying, "thanks, batman. we really needed that."
i assume this is a bad thing to boast about. i just thought it was funny. just a glimpse of what the experience was like.
anymore fun/funny stories to tell...or comments? hahaha. join in the fun.
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