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Posted on 09-11-2005 17:23 |
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Post what you believe to be the funniest/stupidest lines from B&R that also helped to wreck the film.
FREEZE: "Keel the yeeeroes!"
FREEZE: I wear a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer.
FREEZE: You are nat syending mee to da coolah'!
FREEZE: Tonight...a freeze is coming. (I just thought that sounded so funny, because for a second there, I actually thought he was going to say something cool!)
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| RE: Funniest/Stupidest Lines from B&R -
Posted on 09-11-2005 18:59 |
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Phil
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batman: hey freeze! im batman!
it was weird because he had a low voice, but he was happy.
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Posted on 09-11-2005 19:02 |
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Posted on 09-11-2005 19:42 |
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this was movie was a disgrace
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Mr Freeze: Freeze well.
Yeah, I hated the jokes :sighw:.
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Posted on 10-11-2005 01:28 |
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Phil wrote:
batman: hey freeze! im batman!
it was weird because he had a low voice, but he was happy. Yeah, that line didn't really make sense, putting those two sentences together like that. "Hi, Freeze! ....Um... I'm Batman!" And the fact that he unavoidably sounded like an idiot.
The quote at the end wasn't too bad, for how bad the overall film was. "Vengeance isn't about power. But to give life, that's true power." I guess I can kinda see how I managed to ignore the loads upon loads of stupid crap and focus on the, um, half-decent stuff.
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Posted on 10-11-2005 15:56 |
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there was decent stuff in that movie?! where!?:wink:
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Posted on 10-11-2005 16:45 |
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u know...if u cut out some scenes in the movie to make it like 30 min long, im pretty sure ppl would hate it less. like..all u have to do is cut out evry dumb quote and stupid scene..yeah, the movie sucks as it is, but i think it wud be watchable if it was cut down.
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Posted on 10-11-2005 17:25 |
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to make that movie watchable it would probably only be 20 minutes long
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Posted on 10-11-2005 18:50 |
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lol maybe.
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Posted on 11-11-2005 14:24 |
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I liked the bit where Batman saves Rachel from Scarecrow...oh hang on.
Oh! That bit where Batman drops Jack Napier into the...No! Wrong again!
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Posted on 11-11-2005 17:25 |
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Mr. Freeze: "In this universe there is only one absolute....everything freezes".
The absolute, most mind-bogglingly stupid part of the entire film is Freeze making his henchmen sing "I'm Mr. White Christmas". Just thinking about it makes me mad.
*jljoker*
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Posted on 11-11-2005 21:02 |
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Planet-man wrote:
The absolute, most mind-bogglingly stupid part of the entire film is Freeze making his henchmen sing "I'm Mr. White Christmas". Just thinking about it makes me mad.
*jljoker* Wow. I totally forgot about that. Ya know, I'm not quite sure how the human brain can think up such bullcrap.
Speaking of Jack Napier falling in chemical waste, remember when Robin falls in that tub of unprocessed green liquid ice cream? I almost wonder if that was a joke pointed towards Batman. You know, kinda like the frozen dog peeing on a fire hydrant was supposed to represent how WB was handling the Batman franchise.
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Posted on 11-11-2005 21:10 |
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Caleson wrote:
You know, kinda like the frozen dog peeing on a fire hydrant was supposed to represent how WB was handling the Batman franchise.
lmao
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Posted on 12-11-2005 10:07 |
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No, no, the dog peeing was meant to symbolise the rampant conservatism in a lonely money-hungry society filled with the bleak inevitablism of oncoming onslaught. :sleepw:
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Posted on 12-11-2005 10:38 |
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hahaha.
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Watch the numbers Batman...for dey are the harbingas of ya dooom
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Posted on 12-11-2005 19:18 |
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Sorry to get off-topic, but that's one of the funniest manips I've ever seen. You rock, Doc.
*jljoker*
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Posted on 12-11-2005 23:56 |
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The whole movie was full of stupid nonsense so there is plenty to choose?.
Batman and Robin talking about Poison Ivy
Robin: ?Nice stems?
Batman: ?Buds too?
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Posted on 13-11-2005 15:39 |
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(Batman whips out American Express card)
Batman: Never leave the cave without it.
*(Notice the expiry date on it says: Forever)
In the shadows I saw my destiny...
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